Randomly Ridiculous News I Almost Missed: Shock Jock Auctions Woman’s Virginity


For once, I don't blame Howard Stern. I blame this bucket-head girl. Howard is always going to be Howard doing the most vile and crazy things for ratings – no matter what the medium. The blame for this ridiculous behavior falls squarely on the head of the future tramp who is setting women back about 1,000 years.

The 22-year-old brunette, who used the pseudonym of NATALIE DYLAN “for safety reasons,” says the money from auctioning off her virginity on Stern’s Sirius radio show will pay for her college tuition. What is she majoring in? Morally-Retarded-Slut-onomy, I suppose.

The girl was reportedly introduced to the self-proclaimed King of All Media by the owner of a brothel in Nevada. Nevada is one of two US States where prostitution is legal.
The winner of the auction will get to consummate the relationship at the brothel, where the goofy girl's sister already works. Nice role model, Sis!
The future trollop says: “I don't have a moral dilemma with it. We live in a capitalist society. Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?”
So, she has no "moral dilemma" with going on the radio for a chance to be deflowered by a random stranger? Well, that makes sense. You can't have a moral dilemma if you don't have morals, can you?

She also says her mother - a “conservative” fourth-grade teacher - doesn't approve of the auction “but supports me” and she is prepared for the adverse publicity that the stunt will attract. My guess is mom is taking her cut off the top.

In case anyone doubts her daughter’s virginity, (which of course I do) “Natalie” is willing to submit to a polygraph test and a gynecological exam.
She should submit to a brain scan too! Ridiculous.
The girl, who already has a bachelor's degree in women's studies at Sacramento State, wants to study for a master’s in marriage and family therapy. (I can see people now flocking to her practice with their young daughters for some family counseling. Good luck with that!)
“I understand some people may condemn me,” she admits. “But I think this is empowering. I'm using what I have to better myself.” (source)

Am I being a prude or is anyone else dumbfounded by this dumb girl?

Bad Husband Behavior: Jerry Connell Kisses 'Huge' Ass

Jerry O'Connoll, an obvious amatuer at matrimony, made the collosal mistake of calling his pregnant wife, Rebecca Romijn "huge". Not even in the privacy of their own home, but on national telelvision while promoting his new sitcom, Do Not Disturb. Romijn, who apparently has to step up her husband training skills, is carryng the couple's twin girls.

Jerry was back in the media apologizing for his foolishness.
"I regret calling my wife 'huge' on Conan OBrien,"
O'Connell tells PEOPLE. "I meant to say that there are specific areas of my wife
that are larger than normal and growing every day. All other portions of my wife
are quite petite. I apologize to her and will be coming home with flowers."
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source)

I haven't done any research but I'm sure husbands have been burned in bed for less. I think a "huge" diamond is in order. Ask Kobe Bryant for the number to his jeweler, Jerry.

Seriously Random Crime News: Man Busted Trying To Sell 13 Tons Of Frozen Pizza


I understand that times are hard out here and everyone is trying to get some dough, but seriously...

The Associated Press is reporting that Anthony Herbert Lee, 38, of Hammond, was arrested Saturday for trying to sell 26,652 pounds of stolen pizza worth more than $45,000.

A company had contracted with Lee to pick up 3,000 cases of Stouffer's frozen pizzas from Nation Pizza in Schaumburg, Ill., on Aug. 31 and deliver them to Springville, Utah. Lee's refrigerated truck had trouble. Realizing that he would miss the delivery date, Lee decided to broker his own deal to unload the pizzas. He contacted a salvage company, but they became suspicious and contacted authorities. Police set up a sting operation and nabbed Lee, who also was wanted on a 10-year-old larceny warrant. Nestle Corp., Stouffer's parent company, recovered the stolen pies.

I appreciate the hustle as much as the next person, but let's be smart people. He probably could have moved those suckers in the 'hood with no problem. I'm just saying...

Someone Please Help This Woman!

Everyone seems content to just sit back and watch Amy Winehouse deteriorate. It's sad that she seems to get worse and worse before the eyes of the world. Is there anyone out there who would rather help this woman than laugh at her death spiral?
Recent Amy news:

AMY WINEHOUSE has sparked new fears for her health after ordering 48 bottles of whiskey as part of her backstage demands for a U.K. festival appearance, according to British tabloid reports.

Attendees of a Parisian music festival are to be offered discounts after Amy Winehouse pulled out hours before she was due on stage.
If you were a family member of Amy's what would you do?