Randomly Ridiculous News I Almost Missed: Shock Jock Auctions Woman’s Virginity


For once, I don't blame Howard Stern. I blame this bucket-head girl. Howard is always going to be Howard doing the most vile and crazy things for ratings – no matter what the medium. The blame for this ridiculous behavior falls squarely on the head of the future tramp who is setting women back about 1,000 years.

The 22-year-old brunette, who used the pseudonym of NATALIE DYLAN “for safety reasons,” says the money from auctioning off her virginity on Stern’s Sirius radio show will pay for her college tuition. What is she majoring in? Morally-Retarded-Slut-onomy, I suppose.

The girl was reportedly introduced to the self-proclaimed King of All Media by the owner of a brothel in Nevada. Nevada is one of two US States where prostitution is legal.
The winner of the auction will get to consummate the relationship at the brothel, where the goofy girl's sister already works. Nice role model, Sis!
The future trollop says: “I don't have a moral dilemma with it. We live in a capitalist society. Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?”
So, she has no "moral dilemma" with going on the radio for a chance to be deflowered by a random stranger? Well, that makes sense. You can't have a moral dilemma if you don't have morals, can you?

She also says her mother - a “conservative” fourth-grade teacher - doesn't approve of the auction “but supports me” and she is prepared for the adverse publicity that the stunt will attract. My guess is mom is taking her cut off the top.

In case anyone doubts her daughter’s virginity, (which of course I do) “Natalie” is willing to submit to a polygraph test and a gynecological exam.
She should submit to a brain scan too! Ridiculous.
The girl, who already has a bachelor's degree in women's studies at Sacramento State, wants to study for a master’s in marriage and family therapy. (I can see people now flocking to her practice with their young daughters for some family counseling. Good luck with that!)
“I understand some people may condemn me,” she admits. “But I think this is empowering. I'm using what I have to better myself.” (source)

Am I being a prude or is anyone else dumbfounded by this dumb girl?

1 comment:

Mike Riley said...

T.B.-

She was selling it on eBay [God, what can't you buy there?], but perhaps the negative publicity they received from virtually every talk show EXCEPT Howard's soured them to the whole thing.

I'm not sure, but there used to be a law against taking women across state lines for "immoral purposes" [though, if she takes herself across, I'm not sure if that counts]. I'd also wonder, just for laughs, what the laws concerning advertising such matters across state lines [and an on-air auction may qualify] are.

Why doesn't she just throw her soul in as a bonus. I'd suggest she offer her self-respect, but I think that train has already left...

-Mike Riley