RUDE NEWS: Smoking Woman Acts A Fool On Plane & Faces 20 Years

A New York woman (who apparently has been living under rock somewhere) got drunk on a flight to San Francisco, lit up a cigarette and punched a male flight attendant. Her shenanigans forced the pilot to make an unscheduled stop in Denver to have her carted off to jail. She's now facing 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine.

They should sentence her ignorant butt to an ass whipping by her fellow passengers, who were forced to smell her noxious cigarette smoke, listen to her racist tirades and be inconvenienced by the two-hour delay she caused. Just like the classic comedy movie "Airplane", everyone who was on the flight should be able to line up outside the courthouse for a chance to get a piece of that rude, ridiculous fool. I'd go old school and bring a "switch" just like my grandma used. (That's a thin, flexible tree branch with a mean ricochet effect, for you Time-Out Tots.)



What would you bring to the Ass-whipping Party?

1 comment:

A. Red said...

I would bring a old school ashtray to knock her dumb ass upside the head. Inconsiderate people are one of my biggest pet peeves!