Meet Keith Walendowski – the new reigning king of over-reacting and proof that one should never mow while drunk. When Walendowski’s Lawn Boy wouldn’t start Wednesday morning, the intoxicated Wisconsin man allegedly went ballistic and tried to blow it away with a shotgun. Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.
According to the Associated Press story he told police, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."
Apparently, randomly shooting things -even on your own property - is not so legal in most states. Who knew? If convicted, Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison. Hopefully, his sentence would include some serious anger management counseling…and mandatory use of good hair conditioner.
2 comments:
lol, he looks crazy off top! thats messed up though, he was on his property, shooting his lawn mower. oh well!
Well, at least he didn't go into a croweded mall to take his frustrations out and start shooting innocent people. I know it's the lessor of two evils , but he's right it was his own property.
Sportsnut 2008
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