Random Behavior Short Takes

Cop Gets Jail Time For Pimping
The New York Post reported today on the case of a cop who pled guilty to pimping on the side. The NYPD detective and his madam girlfriend pimped out an underage girl.
Cop-turned-convict Wayne Taylor, 35, will be sentenced next month to 3½ years behind bars along with gal pal Zalika Brown, 29, who also took a plea deal yesterday. The two were busted in January after a 13-year-old runaway escaped from their apartment in Jamaica, Queens. The teen told cops she'd been sold to the couple for $500 by another pimp.
I know times are hard and people sometimes have to take on a second job to make ends meet. PoPos turning to pimping for extra cash isn't an indication that we might be headed toward a depression, I don't know what is.

Man Uses Fake Wife To Get Divorce
Talk about cutting out the middle man. According to Reuters, a man in Kolkuta, India wanted to divorce his wife but didn't want her to know about it. So he took a fake wife to court and got the divorce. His real wife was understandably upset when she as suddenly asked to move out of the family home. I know he was wrong but realizing how much this tactic would have saved me in attorney's fees, I can't be mad at him.

Florida Man Trades Son's Birth Name For Gas
Okay, people, I know gas is egregiously high but come on! In Orlando, Florida, David Partin pledged to name his son after local radio hosts to win a $100 gas card as part of a contest. The rdio host's name is Dixon Willoughby which isn't that bad. but think out it, that $100 worth of gas is not going to last very long. That kid will be shackled with that name for the rest of his life.

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